Pregnancy TMI … No really, TMI.
Nah I’m the same. Second baby too never had it with my first :) xxx
It’s just that your pelvic floor muscles have got a little lax
The Bonnie Situation
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
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Just wanted to apologize for what I said. I know there's no excuse for that sort of talk, I was just very aggravated that you tried to make me look stupid over b.s on my own blog. Not to mention that I'm pretty sure this cold is going to kill me.
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It’s okay, I just get agitated by people flipping out during pregnancy, I’ve had an unpleasant pregnancy and I really don’t mind people joking about me, I’ve had all sorts of fat jokes played on me but I don’t mind it as it’s just one of those things I’ll get once maybe twice if I’m lucky in my entire life.
The Bonnie Situation: 'Are you sure it's not twins?'
No, I thought I’d play it fast and loose with my pregnancy, YES I’M SURE IT’S NOT TWINS YOU CUNT!!!!!
I know a few people who gave birth to twins without knowing they were pregnant with twins despite having sonographs, don’t be too…
Oh honey, is it that boring on your feed today? I’m sorry. Maybe you’d get more attention if you weren’t such a colicky dumbshit and someone besides your dumbass mom gave two shits about you.
Here I’ll give you some advice.
Next time you see something you don’t like on my profile, I want you to write it down on a sheet of lined notebook paper, seal it to an envelope, walk outside and drop it off in your garbage bin, and then go back inside and fucking kill yourself.What kind of a fucking mother will you be telling someone to kill themselves because they disagreed with you, I feel very sorry for your child, having a mother like you a barely got a dad.
Didn’t understand that last line at all. Try again. And you’re not my kid, so again, if you’re going to come on my blog and call me an asshole and a complete moron just because your mom had a shitty doctor, then I have no qualms in telling you to off yourself.
Especially after being up for 13 he’s with the worst cold ever and already arguing with some other moron about breastfeeding.
I don’t care about your feelings at this point.
I KNOW I’m not having twins because I’ve had ultrasounds at 7, 13, 17, and 20 weeks and guess what?! One fetus. So the only dumbass here is you, some mumble cunt I’ve never talked to who likes to call strangers assholes when someone asks the idiotic question ‘are you sure it’s not twins dirrr’.To revert back to my original statement:
G O F U C K Y O U R S E L F.
I’m sure all said statements about the probability of twins were mere jest, I’m just calling you an asshole as you are readily able to call someone a cunt just for jest? You’re too fucking up yourself I don’t give a fuck about your life at all! I just think you’re the only one that bitches and moans about comments like that, I’ve had it said to me multiple times and I have had a 4D scan and I still know it’s not 100% I just laugh along with it because I know I am measuring huge, that is pregnancy for you!! Again just get over yourself, you’re not gods fucking gift.
The Bonnie Situation: 'Are you sure it's not twins?'
No, I thought I’d play it fast and loose with my pregnancy, YES I’M SURE IT’S NOT TWINS YOU CUNT!!!!!
I know a few people who gave birth to twins without knowing they were pregnant with twins despite having sonographs, don’t be too…
Oh honey, is it that boring on your feed today? I’m sorry. Maybe you’d get more attention if you weren’t such a colicky dumbshit and someone besides your dumbass mom gave two shits about you.
Here I’ll give you some advice.
Next time you see something you don’t like on my profile, I want you to write it down on a sheet of lined notebook paper, seal it to an envelope, walk outside and drop it off in your garbage bin, and then go back inside and fucking kill yourself.
What kind of a fucking mother will you be telling someone to kill themselves because they disagreed with you, I feel very sorry for your child, having a mother like you a barely got a dad.
‘Are you sure it’s not twins?’
No, I thought I’d play it fast and loose with my pregnancy, YES I’M SURE IT’S NOT TWINS YOU CUNT!!!!!
I know a few people who gave birth to twins without knowing they were pregnant with twins despite having sonographs, don’t be too quick to abuse.
You just look like a complete asshole.I’m sure you know a person, singular, who had twins w.o knowing, and she probably found out before 23 weeks. Go fuck yourself, k?
Considering the majority of the PLURAL I stated, you complete moron, is in my family, as I am an identical twin myself and my mother didn’t find out till birth and it runs in my family (an extra 2 of those didn’t know) , I’d say I am more of a fucking expert than you on this subject, now get over yourself.
‘Are you sure it’s not twins?’
No, I thought I’d play it fast and loose with my pregnancy, YES I’M SURE IT’S NOT TWINS YOU CUNT!!!!!
I know a few people who gave birth to twins without knowing they were pregnant with twins despite having sonographs, don’t be too quick to abuse.
You just look like a complete asshole.
Knee Cap Succulents done by Rob Chamers at Ink Spot in Ottawa, Canada.
Putting the source on there.
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You just realized you should reblog this…seriously do not keep scrolling it’s important
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